Gonna be a long night..
— Titus O'Reily (@TitusOReily) September 22, 2014
All hail the winner…
— Malted Milkhouse (@MaltedMilkhouse) September 22, 2014
And his new possibilities…
If Priddis doesn't get a hair product endorsement out of this, the world is stuffed. #Brownlow.
— Higgo (@Higgo74) September 22, 2014
— The Brownlow Medal (@AFLBrownlow) September 22, 2014
Spare a thought for Ablett, who flew out of the box and would have won in a canter had injury not prevailed
— Ayal Tusia (@AyalTusia) September 22, 2014
Hirdy was there, or was he?
James Hird has walked the Swisse red carpet but denied it and claims he doesn't even know what Swisse makes #Brownlow
— Kyle Pollard (@KylePollard) September 22, 2014
Is there a Doctor in the House, or at least the spirit world?
— Kate Balme (@KateBalme) September 22, 2014
Contention about on trend ideas being ripped from the uninvited yet fashion savvy
— Non Sensible Kate (@nonsensiblekate) September 22, 2014
The Whole Media obsession with “WAGS” came in for spot on stick…
— Lou Heinrich (@Shahouley) September 22, 2014
Now that they've picked the WAGS apart about their weight and dresses they can get on to the serious part of the night, honouring the men!
— Coralie Alison (@CoralieAlison) September 22, 2014
We simply missed serious fashion analysis…
— micksfootyblog (@micksfootyblog) September 22, 2014
Some scoffed at the 80’s entertainment values on offer….
Assuming Boom Crash Opera just arrived from the Albury Termo Hotel, where I saw them play. In 1993.
— Steve Smith (@stevesmithffx) September 22, 2014
Others invoked metaphors to describe the cracking vote counting pace of the new AFL President
#Brownlow Gillon finished that round too fast. Just like when he has sex.
— David Patterson (@onyapatto) September 22, 2014
while that wasnt enough for some….
Caller Peter says if you remove all the redundant words like "versus" from the #Brownlow presentation, it will save 12.4 mins and 792 words.
— ABC Radio Melbourne (@774melbourne) September 21, 2014
But was pushing buttons for Bruce in that devilish low vibrating grizzly layrnx way
— Tim Dowling (@timbd) September 22, 2014
The barrage of “Geek goes to Las Vegas” ads drained the will…
Originally the word "geek" meant "one who bites the heads off of chickens."
— Facts of Life (@realityymind) September 22, 2014
Not to mention the narrow band of advertising during the telecast
— Twisted (@Subaruconcept) September 22, 2014
As for Channel 7’s walled social media garden…
46% of people on Fango equates to 3.6 humans. #Brownlow
— The Molklist (@MolksTVTalk) September 22, 2014
After missing out on AFL Rising Star, Dog Marcus Bontempelli’s failure to get the nod on Goal of the Year caused outrage
Marcus Bontempelli took on half a army, committed daylight robbery and kicked it from 8 rows back and can't win goal of the year? #Robbed
— Blake Natoli (@blake_natoli) September 22, 2014