Gonna be a long night..
"You want something to help you stay awake?" #Brownlow2014 pic.twitter.com/HlJClc6b2n
— Titus O'Reily (@TitusOReily) September 22, 2014
All hail the winner…
If that doesn't make the kids eat their fucking crusts……nothing will.
#priddis #Brownlow
— Malted Milkhouse (@MaltedMilkhouse) September 22, 2014
And his new possibilities…
If Priddis doesn't get a hair product endorsement out of this, the world is stuffed. #Brownlow.
— Higgo (@Higgo74) September 22, 2014
Champion!
Matt Priddis in a #Brownlow upset. Our recap of the count: http://t.co/z5JlXEeT7u pic.twitter.com/WtCDOf1tJb
— The Brownlow Medal (@AFLBrownlow) September 22, 2014
Spare a thought for Ablett, who flew out of the box and would have won in a canter had injury not prevailed
Ablett's side skull vein should see him cast as lead role in Scanners 2. #Brownlow2014 #brownlow
— Ayal Tusia (@AyalTusia) September 22, 2014
Hirdy was there, or was he?
James Hird has walked the Swisse red carpet but denied it and claims he doesn't even know what Swisse makes #Brownlow
— Kyle Pollard (@KylePollard) September 22, 2014
Is there a Doctor in the House, or at least the spirit world?
Coincidence? The closer Geoffrey Edelsten gets to death, the more goth his partners become. #Brownlow pic.twitter.com/AzywkTNq0E
— Kate Balme (@KateBalme) September 22, 2014
Contention about on trend ideas being ripped from the uninvited yet fashion savvy
Is it just me, or is anyone else picking up what I'm putting down here? #fashioninspiration #Brownlow pic.twitter.com/oNEkLbcgUu
— Non Sensible Kate (@nonsensiblekate) September 22, 2014
The Whole Media obsession with “WAGS” came in for spot on stick…
Goddamn it's so boring to see the AFL's most notable effort to include women in the sport – as pretty decoration #Brownlow2014 #askhermore
— Lou Heinrich (@Shahouley) September 22, 2014
and
Now that they've picked the WAGS apart about their weight and dresses they can get on to the serious part of the night, honouring the men!
— Coralie Alison (@CoralieAlison) September 22, 2014
We simply missed serious fashion analysis…
I miss Alex Perry's #Brownlow analyis even if he did forget his own socks http://t.co/7Nt6VEYlDC
— micksfootyblog (@micksfootyblog) September 22, 2014
Some scoffed at the 80’s entertainment values on offer….
Assuming Boom Crash Opera just arrived from the Albury Termo Hotel, where I saw them play. In 1993.
— Steve Smith (@stevesmithffx) September 22, 2014
Others invoked metaphors to describe the cracking vote counting pace of the new AFL President
#Brownlow Gillon finished that round too fast. Just like when he has sex.
— David Patterson (@onyapatto) September 22, 2014
while that wasnt enough for some….
Caller Peter says if you remove all the redundant words like "versus" from the #Brownlow presentation, it will save 12.4 mins and 792 words.
— ABC Radio Melbourne (@774melbourne) September 21, 2014
But was pushing buttons for Bruce in that devilish low vibrating grizzly layrnx way
Bruce to Gill…you are a tease #really #delicious
— Tim Dowling (@timbd) September 22, 2014
The barrage of “Geek goes to Las Vegas” ads drained the will…
Originally the word "geek" meant "one who bites the heads off of chickens."
— Facts of Life (@realityymind) September 22, 2014
Not to mention the narrow band of advertising during the telecast
If I was influenced by the #Brownlow & the adds in between, I'll be a chronic gambler with a alcohol problem in a tight dress #Brownlow
— Twisted (@Subaruconcept) September 22, 2014
As for Channel 7’s walled social media garden…
46% of people on Fango equates to 3.6 humans. #Brownlow
— The Molklist (@MolksTVTalk) September 22, 2014
After missing out on AFL Rising Star, Dog Marcus Bontempelli’s failure to get the nod on Goal of the Year caused outrage
Marcus Bontempelli took on half a army, committed daylight robbery and kicked it from 8 rows back and can't win goal of the year? #Robbed
— Blake Natoli (@blake_natoli) September 22, 2014
Hit me on the chest with your centimetre perfect pass