Its Round One – Pies V Port. Now, Bert loves his footy and his wife Colleen would too – except he cant cope with her insightful questions during the game. We’ve pressured him to become members, so to help him out, I answer her game questions via SMS. I have become … the buffer. Everyone’s a winner by games end, except poor Leon (omitted due to flu) and of course Port.
Collingwood 24 11 155 defeated Port Adelaide 12 8 80